- me: no
- me: i can't have you
- me: stop staring at me
- me: i have five books at home i need to read
- me: you're beautiful but i can't
- me: don't do this to me
- me: stop
- book: but baby i want you
- me: ....
- me: *buys ten books*
Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship
Accurate representation of menstruation
This is why chocolate is so effective.
I think you broke harry potter
Is this not the greatest thing?
*drunk in love plays